fun with spam

tonight i received this e-mail:
JEMA CONSULTANTS PYT
08 BP 125 JERICHO,COTONOU BENIN
REPLY.macphilips22@yahoo.com
I am MAC PHILIPS,a broker with Jema Consultants Pyt.
I have a female client who is interested to invest in
your country on partnership basis.Sequel to this she
has asked me to look for and recommend a reputable and
reliable person/company who can conveniently and
sincerely be in partnership with her in the
investment.
In her quest,I deem it most necessary to contact
you,if you can willingly accept this and forward us
with business opportunities in your country which will
be very lucrative to both parties.
We will most appreciate it if you can give this
investment enquiry a food of thought as we will want
you to respond to this message as quick as possible.
Finally,be informed that all capital investment shall
be provided by my client while all business
plans,feasibilty and ideas shall be made available by
you according to the code of investment in your
country.
We look forward to hearing from you.
Best regards,
MAC PHILIPS

First, the e-mail address that sent this was a hotmail and now i reply to yahoo?
second, what real bisnuss would fall for this?
third, Mac Phillips? are you apple or phillips man?


So here's what i'll send:

Dear Mr. phillips

I look forward to decussing this investment opertunity. I own a small bisnuus, located in washington, that works mainly in software, and we're looking to branch out into hardware, such as gamming, music, and possibly internet apps. Please reply asap, thank you.


In case you are wondering, thats Microsoft. so let me just send this off, and i'll post if theres any return.


Is a flashdrive hardware or software, this is
Surkit

Yawning is Good For You.

To celebrate the fact that this blog is not completely dead yet (because we here at Forthcoming Power 2 enjoy our death slow and painful), I've decided to put some music up here. It's the crappiest music that I could possibly make, but hey, this time it's in MP3, so be happy. Enjoy a basterdized version of Yasunori Mitsuda's masterful work.

hey

Nothing new in my life, only other things i can talk about.

Which ever person becomes president (hopefully democrat) I say this:
"The government does for the people what the people cant do for themselves, and the people can overthrow the government."

To my friends I say:
"Happy B-day keegan, and Akir stop being depressed you Linux loving fool."

To Marvel I say:
"I can't wait for Iron man, and for you to continue your great titles (Ironman, Thor, Marvel Zombies, The Ultimates, etc)"

To Lucas Arts I say:
"The force unleashed looks badass, and I can't wait to play. Lego Indiana jones had me cracking up from the trailer, and looks fun. I also anticipate your involvement in soul calibur 4."

To Rufus I say:
"What, at night you can sleep in my room and everything is okay, but during the day when your on the couch, your too good for me?"

Finally to my readers I say:
"You actually read all this? You poor unfortunate misguided soul"

No, this is
Surkit

Maybe Not.

I figured I'd write something.

Well, that's it.

P.S.: I finally saw The Lord of the Rings trilogy. It appears that someone had tricked me: It didn't suck ass. No, instead, it sucked navel. But at least it was draumatic.

Announcement

IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!

Autisim

I have long wondered about autism. Yet i have never researched it. Two weeks ago i was searching wired science and came across Asperger's Syndrome. A high functioning form of autism where the person mainly suffers from poor social, motor, and verbal skills. Goes into long one sided technical conversations and likes geeky stuff.

It turns out after all these years, I'm autistic.
So how bout that, this is
Surkit

Angst

Yesterday I was filling out a form in the aux. gym when i heard from an elderly man "That kid looks deranged, Yeah i'm just waiting for one of these kids to start shooting". Now I didn't think he was talking about me (Like I look deranged) but I still felt angry. Now if I were a diffrent person I may have punched him, alas I'm Surkit, so I walked away letting the biased out of touch moron to go teach how to feel up people (he's a massage instructor, pervert).

Then today I go to school where everyone was supposed to wear maroon and orange in support for Virginia tech. (Note: if I die at school, I'd love for all the student in aschool on the otherside of the country to wear bonanza's colors. Don't remember me remember you'll get extra credit in math if you wear brown and gold). During third period, the anoucement was made how the school cares for everyone and everything then we had a 15 second momment of silence. It's all just an empty apology.

School sucks. It's sad but true. But you must be a true "eye dee ten tee" if you cant stand it and bring a gun. Just drop out moron. Now i dont need to go to school monday to hear some psycho in hawaii blew up a junior high and that bonanza loves me.

I swear people are getting dumber by the second
Surkit

P.S. When i hear things like, "because of the aniversary and the recent shooting, kids are afraid to attend school on today (4/20)", I honestly believe people just don't care about common sense. It was on fox so i geuss you'd have to have sense to ignore it, but still.

italiano

Giovedì, 05 Aprile 2007
È stato un istante

Il pozzo non che devo una spiegazione ai miei molti, molti lettori, ma io non ha blogged dentro per un po'a causa del procedere. Come potete o non potete sapere, 3 sono un numero sfortunato per me. Per gli anni delle coppie di passato il procedere è stato un mese difettoso e questo anno che sono 2007 (669 x 3) erano il più difettoso.

Per esempio, l'azionamento dell'istantaneo e la cellula telefonano rubato lo stesso giorno, il progetto guastato dei 300 punti, venuto a mancare la maggior parte dei codici categoria, hanno avuti un attacco di panico, hanno rotto i vetri, hanno avuti 9 emicranie, vari programmi (AOL, redattore di inizio attività, zune) sono venuto a mancare, cane hanno avuti seziure, abilità che gli S.U.A. hanno diminuito a due.

Ma ora è rejoyce di aprile così. Lo zephyer del xbox 360 (so che è l'elite ma gradisco il Greco diety di vento migliore) si libererà presto, la porpora di sguardi GH2, GTA4 gira intorno ad un tizio russo ed ho aggiornato a firefox finchè ottengo ad un Vista il laptop corrente.

Surrvied la tempesta ed ha fatto scoppiare il palazzo, questo è
Surkit

p.s. là erano 300 spartans ai thermoplyae ed abbiamo visto quanto grande che risultato.

inviato da Surkit | 12:07 | osservazioni 0

It's been a while

Well not that i owe an explanation to my many, many readers, but I have not blogged in awhile because of march. As you may or may not know, 3 is an unlucky number for me. For the past couple years march has been a bad month and this year being 2007 (669 X 3) was the worst.

For instance, Flash Drive and cell phone stolen same day, failed 300 point project, failed most classes, had a panic attack, broke glasses, had 9 migraines, various programs (AOL, login editor, zune) have failed, dog had seziure, skills usa has diminished to two.

But it's april now so rejoyce. The xbox 360 zephyer ( I know it's the elite but i like the greek diety of wind better) will release soon, GH2 looks purple, GTA4 revolves around a Russian dude, and i upgraded to firefox till i get a vista running laptop.

Surrvied the storm and blew up the palace, this is
Surkit

p.s. there were 300 spartans at thermoplyae and we saw how great that turned out.

Zune

I've had my zune since the day it came out, after having three months to work with it, i must say i love it. Now i've never owned an iPod (thank god) but my sister does( evil seeks evil). Side by side, theres no compasion. The zune is scratch resistant, has better features, and actualy has weight to it. With the iPod, when i held it, it gained 5 new scratches, a smudge, and i felt like I was going to crush it in my hand.

So, needless to say i love my Zune. Then i saw the stupid iPod comericals. They make me mad. So i fired up photoshop and made this.


Is that ESB your playing, This is
Surkit

You on Microsoft

 I was trying to cartoon myself with the GIMP. It failed, but by sheer luck, I made this.

volia vista

Today Windows Vista was released. Now it's no secret that I love microsoft, but i'm concered about upgrading. I got my xp back in 2002, and no one has given me a new computer(/cough Ferrari /cough). Now a 2002 e-mail machine cant be expected to run the great OS of vista, can it? Hell, I can barely run photoshop (Elements 2.0) without overloading my ram. So i must recline the inticing offer till i get a new compy (perferably the new alienware Area 51 m5790 with a Hd DVD drive insted of blueray).


Srry Bill, we cant all be rich CEOs, This is
Surkit.

The ferrous virus

I have what's called a surgical mind. Basically I get obsessed with one subject and stay with it till a new come comes along. Usually I don't do anything with it so the idea comes back later. For Iron Man its a virus.

Every couple months the subject of Tony Stark comes up again, and I max my bandwidth with shell head info.

So far: The animated movie comes out Tuesday(Yay), Gwenth Paltrow( 8!7(# ) is playing pepper in the movie, Sideshow has some awesome SWAG ( really those with big wallets get), Advance iron #70 came out, the IronMan armory hasn't been updated (come on Tim), Me and keeg are going to comic con, I got marvel legends classic iron man( but I opened it) and I still want the suit of armor (even the primitive first one is better then what the army has now).

Counting pennies for Iron busts this is
Surkit

p.s. An example of a surgical mind would be Leonardo Da Vici

Upgrade, Damn it all!

stephen said...

Hey i like this "old" style

12:40 PM

 Moving the blog keeps all of the attributes of the original blog... That means that All of the posts and the Template will remain intact after the move.

 Besides, this old version is getting annoying... The template doesn't even have a Stylesheet attached to it!

Gamble

I want to meat the guy who thought of the idea where you can make money by giving it away. I'm sure he was in the olden days around mesopotamia, but still i want to meet him.

Now I live in Las Vegas, Nv. The income is from tourists gambling. Now I'm sure it's changed from then, because everyone who owns a casino is a billionaire. I'm preaty sure because i'm sure sheep farmer will not give away his sheep when everyone around him has lost his to the dealer.

About 95% of toursit never win. the one's who do are bait so the owners can just make and take money.

So i just want to meet this swindler and ask him any other bisnuss ideas.

So if i fix this i can make money, that will make
Surkit rich.

Santa and St. Nick

Now, I don't know if any of my many readers have read My holiday bashing blog (Holidaybash.blogspot.com) But I stop after one year. Really it was two years because before electronic journals I'd read aloud my analog journal in Mr. Slocum's English class. Not willing to start writing agian after 11 months I decided to post my concerns here.

For the past month i've been thinking about the inspiration for Santa, St. Nick. He was a catholic bishop that gave sacks of gold to poor people. Now considering he was catholic, Santa seams like a witch. First He's managed to live for over 500 years. Second he can fly. Third he can morph his body into strange shapes. Fourth, Elf? Demonic creature

Also he's a Bishop. I'm preaty sure Misses Claus is agianst the whole god is my partner.

One last thing, He's a Saint. Meaning no sins. Glutony is a sin, and Santa's fat. Now i'm not sure but thousands of images of himself could be considerd vanity. Another sin.


Santa is just a modern advertising scheme and there was no point in this except i was bored and i'm
Surkit