Path-E-Tech

They say 50% of the population is below the adverge IQ. I have a plan for these people. I'm geussing at least 2% of these people work in goverment. So after Bush and Chenney leave with thier cabinet why dont they open up a company. This Co. will be called Path-E-Tech and can only employ the bottom 50% of the poplus. Path-E-Tech will have massive problems and won't actuly do anything but make a chunk of the idiots and morons spend 8 hours at a job. I'm sure no one can refuse an ex- president a loan so come on Bush. Imagine President and CEO of
Path-E-Tech

I plan no futher bisnuss with Path-E-Tech, this is president and CEO of
Surkit industries

Wow this is awkward

Back when i was knowed as Stephen here on the old interweb i had a blog which evoled in to what you read here. I wrote an entry on Take your kid to work day. It wasn't my best entry but someone liked it enough to comment 6 times. virtuly all six were saying the same thing but its still nice to hear feedback and also it's awkward to hear the same thing six times.

If you like that read what i wrote as
Surkit

Hate

Hate is a strong word, when i say hate I mean dislike. I don't mean hate. Here is a list of stuff I "hate"

Migraines
Pepsi
Myspace
GM
Golf on Tv
Idiots
Morons
Mushrooms
War
Republicans
Snobs

Oh wait heres another

A land of surkits

The cybrog revolution is nearing. infact its already in its todler stage. Soon the world will be infested with part machines part organics. And as much as I'd love this to happen I am concerned. Soon people will get neruo implants and just download information. Meaning that past generations of geeks, nerd, and genuises will be surpassed by some jock who went to wikipedia 2.0. Whats the point of IQ tests if everyone can just download the anwsers. Imagine Mp3 in your 824!^/. Everyone speaking 1337 or any other languge. What will be the social misfits talent now?

You can read me mind, it's posted to my blog every half hour. This is
Surkit

Names

I was watching Les Strous survive the Snoran desert when a comercial came on. It was for Christian Children's Fund, and the bald headed dude said something about Rochele. I started thinking how you teach the concept of names to someone who dosen't understand English. Then I wondered why we give some inantimat objects titles like stuffed lion AND names like Leo. My sister's stuffed lion is up on a shelf almost completely out of sight and yet she took the time to come up with a name for it and everyone of her toys, yet for a useful thing like a light switch, which we use everyday, we ignore its title and don't give it a name.

Why do we humans name useless stuff and ignore useful stuf?

what shall i call this mouse, this is
Surkit

Back stories of funny pics

Alone in his room little Akir played with his comodore and his bunny from the time school ended to the next morning when it began. Day in and day out Akir obsesed with his bunny (Akir 2.0) and lack of human interaction caused him to slave over his C64. Eventuly he lost his mind. He started thinking Akir 2.0, his C64, and himself were all one being. That night he went into his kitchen, grabed his mom's knife, and his soldering iron. In the morning you could smell the dried rabit blood. Akir the cyborg bunny was born.

A giangantic explosion change the landscape of Las Vegas, nocking over skyscrapers, and baking the desert terain. A young man named Keeg stumbled over a mechinized suit with a badge of K on the chest. He donned the suit, now calling himself Td4455 and went to kill the one who killed many.

Reading his colection of Ironman comics, Surkit dreamed of being his comic book hero. Eventuly he fell asleep during Ironman Vol.4 issue 4. When he woke up he had magicaly donned the suit. When hearing of his friend' mission, he flew out the door to stop Keeg.

A little fun and games

I recently did some joke pictures of the three people who write this blog. First theres Akir, the cyborg bunny. Then Keeg's fantasy of being Masta Cheif. Last is I surkit as Ironman. Enjoy

5(_)81![V]!^/41

Today I saw X-men The Last Stand, this is not a review(If you must know it wasn't as bad as the graphic novel nerds say).

Before the movie came on i saw a sprite comercial about subLYMONal advertising. This is really egotistic considering that decades ago the Coca-Cola co. was using subliminal( 5(_)81![V]!^/41 ) advertising. Thats saying yeah were proud of our quote unquote crimes. Kinda like rapper flauting thier records.

Well I'm proud to be a gamer, this is
Surkit

107 degrees cool

Well it's now summer here in Gamble Nevada. I'm not complaning, wait till july when its in the 120's, then i'll complain. I'm just taking this opertuity to tell all of you visitors who will give this town money that it is in deed summer. Spring in gamble lasts for about a week and a half. So when you come, remember to buy mini fans, spray bottles, slurpees, and of course play the slots for free Drinks!!!!!!! (if you cant tell, thats sarcasam).

Get that damn fur coat away from me Lucy, This is
Surkit