fun with spam

tonight i received this e-mail:
JEMA CONSULTANTS PYT
08 BP 125 JERICHO,COTONOU BENIN
REPLY.macphilips22@yahoo.com
I am MAC PHILIPS,a broker with Jema Consultants Pyt.
I have a female client who is interested to invest in
your country on partnership basis.Sequel to this she
has asked me to look for and recommend a reputable and
reliable person/company who can conveniently and
sincerely be in partnership with her in the
investment.
In her quest,I deem it most necessary to contact
you,if you can willingly accept this and forward us
with business opportunities in your country which will
be very lucrative to both parties.
We will most appreciate it if you can give this
investment enquiry a food of thought as we will want
you to respond to this message as quick as possible.
Finally,be informed that all capital investment shall
be provided by my client while all business
plans,feasibilty and ideas shall be made available by
you according to the code of investment in your
country.
We look forward to hearing from you.
Best regards,
MAC PHILIPS

First, the e-mail address that sent this was a hotmail and now i reply to yahoo?
second, what real bisnuss would fall for this?
third, Mac Phillips? are you apple or phillips man?


So here's what i'll send:

Dear Mr. phillips

I look forward to decussing this investment opertunity. I own a small bisnuus, located in washington, that works mainly in software, and we're looking to branch out into hardware, such as gamming, music, and possibly internet apps. Please reply asap, thank you.


In case you are wondering, thats Microsoft. so let me just send this off, and i'll post if theres any return.


Is a flashdrive hardware or software, this is
Surkit

Yawning is Good For You.

To celebrate the fact that this blog is not completely dead yet (because we here at Forthcoming Power 2 enjoy our death slow and painful), I've decided to put some music up here. It's the crappiest music that I could possibly make, but hey, this time it's in MP3, so be happy. Enjoy a basterdized version of Yasunori Mitsuda's masterful work.

hey

Nothing new in my life, only other things i can talk about.

Which ever person becomes president (hopefully democrat) I say this:
"The government does for the people what the people cant do for themselves, and the people can overthrow the government."

To my friends I say:
"Happy B-day keegan, and Akir stop being depressed you Linux loving fool."

To Marvel I say:
"I can't wait for Iron man, and for you to continue your great titles (Ironman, Thor, Marvel Zombies, The Ultimates, etc)"

To Lucas Arts I say:
"The force unleashed looks badass, and I can't wait to play. Lego Indiana jones had me cracking up from the trailer, and looks fun. I also anticipate your involvement in soul calibur 4."

To Rufus I say:
"What, at night you can sleep in my room and everything is okay, but during the day when your on the couch, your too good for me?"

Finally to my readers I say:
"You actually read all this? You poor unfortunate misguided soul"

No, this is
Surkit

Maybe Not.

I figured I'd write something.

Well, that's it.

P.S.: I finally saw The Lord of the Rings trilogy. It appears that someone had tricked me: It didn't suck ass. No, instead, it sucked navel. But at least it was draumatic.