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Today i was at Albertson's when i saw a supermarket tabloid( it was the black and white one). I fliped it open and i started to read a story about a man who left his entire fortune (around a billion dollars) to his imaginary friend.

I can understand that but whats next is what made me mad.

The lawyers said that because hes imaignary, he should get imaignary money while they recived the real cash.

That just pisses me the hell off! Did the old man leave his money with the lawyers? NO! He wished that his only friend, who didn't care about money, that talked to him everyday should be rewarded. These damn lawyers charged(Gouged) him to handle his afairs, AND then REWRITE it so They get rich!

Well now King Nehpets doesn't have a reason for killing me, this is
Surkit