Super-Natual News!!!

This just it: Goats are scaring people with thier wierd rectagular eyes. There is a report that they have overthrown Denver, Colorado and Chyenne, Wyoming. Scientists believe that the goats are hypnotising humans using some sort of Goat-ish magic. The goats are now standing on two legs and have develped close combat weapons that grows out of thier horns and hooves. There is reason to belive that the "Goatishians", which they claim thier name to be, are now breathing fire and spitting acid! There have even been sightings of 'flying' goats in Ireland and Idaho. In conclusion, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! THE GOATS ARE COMING!!!